What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:12
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What would you change in Rings of Power?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.